No, I don't wanna leave! They can't make me!
If you're delusional, orange and in debt, I have just the spot for you. DC's hottest club is "No, I don't wanna leave! They can't make me!" Founded 10 seconds after the results came in from Pennsylvania, this public residence turned MAGA bunker answers the question "do squatter's rights apply to the West Wing?" The tactical decision of VP and pro wrestler Mike Pounce, this place has everything:
An ever-growing barricade of old KFC buckets,
Mark Meadows throwing up all over the China Room,
Stephen Miller rearing up, spreading his hood and making striking motions whenever the Secret Service try to storm the downstairs bowling alley,
A makeshift oval office in the Oval Office,
Melania sending Barron out an unlocked window to get help,
Don Jr in a Twitter war with a 13 year old
A blanket fort made of american flags with spray tan stains,
Ivanka and Jared searching for the next available flight to Riyadh,
Rudy Giuliani on his laptop, claiming he's found his next persecuted client, not knowing he pulled up a scene from Borat 2.
If you wander down the hallways below you'll hear an eerie "heeeelloooooooo" and wonder, "is that the ghost of Elenor Roosevelt?" No it's Kayleigh McEnany, she's been lost for 3 days trying to get back to the Press Briefing Room.
And is that the phone ringing? Don't answer it, it's Uncle Joe!!! No you fool it's a trap, there's no hamberders outside! As soon as you exit that door, Kamala's gonna karate chop you from behind!
submitted by ArchdukeAlex8
Genuine Exalt Feedback
This is just a feedback post on my personal experience with the new client. I'm not gonna talk about the uninstaller or anything because I did not have that problem. I also play from steam, not the web browser.
Sorry for the wall of text.
The exalt launcher looks really good. I like the art on it and I like that it stays open while the game is running. It makes it easier to restart if the game crashes or if I needed to, which I definitely did. The first fifteen minutes of my experience with exalt was full of restarts. I would get put into loading screens that would never end and I crashed going from my vault to the nexus. The ST chests and the extra vault unlocker, as well as the character slot, was a nice thing to have in my gift chest. I was finally able to join a realm after a bit of crashing and dc, and It played very nicely from there. I was skeptical about the fullscreen, especially the fog of war thing with loading only part of the map and projectiles and such because gameplay with the fullscreen looked odd and disorienting, but actually playing it, it felt very good. I do wish that it loaded all the tiles at least, rather than have a black void until you walk in that direction. The game looked really good if you were in the middle of an area that you had already loaded, almost even more so because things like trees and rocks were not rendered. I had only one oryx DC, which didn't happen until I got to the bridge, but I did not have a single disrupted connection issue after that. There were a few lag spikes, some small ones, some very hard ones, but I didn't get disconnected after that first one. I am a dark blue star because I suck at the game and die a lot, but for someone who dies a lot already, I died even more frequently on exalt. I blame the 60 fps because I can't use the lower framerate to essentially slow time to dodge easier. Maybe it will force me to get better at the game and I can finally get rid of the dark blue star. Or maybe ll cave and pay to win, who knows. I did notice the visual bug with the traps in UDLs, but I was bad at spotting them in the first place, so it didn't change the gameplay for me too much. Another note is that there was a bug where event bosses would spawn without their corresponding structure. I was at an Avatar that was just in the middle of the forest with no pillars. It just skipped that phase. I both like and dislike the lack of the main menu. Because of my frequent deaths, I was often at the "you died screen" and the encouraging "your adventure doesn't stop here" at the bottom of the screen kept me making new characters and playing more when I really should have just taken a break. Also, dying on, say, a maxed character or one with good items hit harder when you were forced to look at the empty character slot. I liked that ability was bound to right-click rather than spacebar, but I changed it back to space because It would ability spam whenever I tried to right-click someone's name in chat to TP. I did not like that if you right-clicked someone's name who was not in the same realm as you, no options would come up. That was part of the ability spam problem, but I also couldn't ignore bots that use whispers, because I wasn't in the nexus with them. I also enjoyed the new UI.
I had a generally good experience. there was the initial problem with connection, but it seemed to fix itself after a bit. Its a good remaster, still as simple as the original, with the same aesthetic.8/10
Music is awesome, especially oryx's castle. Can't wait for more dungeon music.
submitted by Swittle15